The World's Nerdiest Pets

These geeks use e-mail, wear glasses and have ridiculously high SAT scores

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ZOEY

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Courtesy Sara Wetzell

Einstein? Like, whatever. Zoey was working out quantum theory in the womb, okay?

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SQUATS

SQUATS
Courtesy Erin King

All Squats has to do is hold the highlighter and stare really hard to remember the answers. Having a photographic memory has its upsides.

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THOR

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Courtesy Lilah Bloom

The dishes are done. Now all that is left is to figure out how to hack through the encrypted code and retrieve the key to world domination.

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PROFESSOR SMOKEY

PROFESSOR SMOKEY
Courtesy Bonnie Tetzlaff

And why, might we ask, are you interrupting the good Professor in the middle of his nightly critique of Tolstoy?

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BUSTER

BUSTER
Courtesy Sandra Swanson

See, this is the passage in the book of Deuteronomy that Buster helped transcribe.

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FRANKIE

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Courtesy Annie LeBlanc

Nothing but paperwork. Frankie, frankly, is a workaholic, but she hasn’t yet admitted it to herself.

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DEWEY

DEWEY
Courtesy MaryAnn Andreychak

Dewey loves books. It was no coincidence that he helped construct the Dewey decimal system.

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SUGAR

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Courtesy Cathy Holt

Sugar’s owner only thought the cat was fetching incoming faxes. What she didn’t know: Sugar was really sending out coded messages to protect Earth from a hostile takeover by an alien planet.

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COOPER

COOPER
Courtesy Joann McGuinness

After reading the international news headlines, Cooper does a little mental detox with the funnies.

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DAISY

DAISY
Courtesy Karen Bautista

Daisy graduates summa cum laude from Puppy School with a degree in handshakes.

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AIRZONA BUDDIE

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Courtesy Evelyn Fleming

Airzona Buddie was never at the top of his class, but for some reason, the kids at school always called him a big nerd.

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ZEAK

ZEAK
Courtesy JoAnn Smith

Zeak was shocked at what he was seeing on ChatRoulette.

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RILEY

RILEY
Courtesy Robert Feinberg

Taken just before Riley’s first Star Wars convention. He was a little nervous.

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SADIE

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Courtesy Susan Clark

Joanie! I need you to get me some coffee so I can finish this PowerPoint for tomorrow’s presentation!

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MOLLIE

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Courtesy Pete Spudich

At the risk of being called Four Eyes, Mollie gave in and got herself a pair of glasses.

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RASCAL

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Courtesy Maureen Warren

Can you believe it? The neighbors won the lottery!

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TREVOR

TREVOR
Courtesy Cathy Hanrahan

Playing World of Warcraft all through the night makes mornings rough for Trevor.

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