The 2-year-old Internet sensation gives us her best Valentine’s Day advice

By Amy Jamieson
Updated February 14, 2014 04:50 PM

Should you split the bill on a first date? Who should say ‘I love you’ first? There’s no more need to trouble yourself over dating’s most awkward scenarios, because Lil Bub has it all figured out. Fur real.

We asked the Internet sensation these questions and more when she visited the PEOPLE studio recently, and you (and anyone you date) will surely benefit tenfold from the perma-kitten’s wisdom. With over 30,000 Twitter followers, this Tweetheart knows what it feels like be adored – and she’s ready to share the love!

With a little help from her owner Mike Bridavsky and rocker Andrew W.K. (who starred in the cat’s recent Animal Planet special), Lil Bub breaks it all down for us. RELATED: Lil Bub: I Started the Miley Cyrus Tongue Thing Fur-ever Ago