Pizza rat’s had his moment in the sun

By Alex Heigl
Updated September 23, 2015 06:10 PM

Warning: NSFW language.

There was a heady development in the world of aggressive vermin stealing quintessential New York food Tuesday, when a citizen filmed a clip of a squirrel in Madison Square Park acquiring a discarded milkshake from Shack Shake.

The squirrel fetched hunted the milkshake from a trash can, before gnawing the lid off and lustily drinking down the milkshake. (It looks to be a chocolate shake.)

Shake Shack milkshakes are great, but more often than not, we’d rather follow the squirrel’s lead than wait in the mammoth line every location is usually sporting. Haha, get it? We’d rather eat out of the trash than wait in a Shake Shack line! Hahahahahahahaha. Good stuff. We like to have fun here.

Pizza rat is reportedly unimpressed.