We need to get our lives together.
Otto the skateboarding dog has accomplished more in his few dog years than we could ever dream of accomplishing in a lifetime. On November 12, 2015, the Peruvian bulldog skateboarded through 30 people, breaking a Guinness World Record for “Longest Human Tunnel Traveled Through By a Dog Skateboarder,” which, yes, is an actual category/skill-set.
At the end of his epic ride, everyone chanted “Otto! Otto! Otto!” and the dog was handed a certificate commemorating his accomplishment. (If the celebration doesn’t make you cry, there is a deep, deep blackness in your heart.)
Please excuse us while we try to pick-up a skill, any skill.