“Today is a HORRIBLE day,” he wrote Wednesday.
“My life is a living nightmare,” he lamented Thursday.
What could be so wrong in the life of this insanely pampered Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hound, the much-adored dog of Lisa Vanderpump and her doting husband, Ken? This: The family’s sweet new golden retriever pup, named Rumpy Pumpy.
Rumpy, whose age is unknown (but cuteness is infinite!), was a gift from Ken to Lisa on Wednesday. According to the haute housewife, who spoke to PEOPLE this week through her rep, the new dog is a “real man” – and understandably has little Giggy, who’s used to his mom’s affections (and careful treatment of his chronic alopecia), quite jealous.
When Rumpy first showed up at the Vanderpumps’ luxe residence on Wednesday, Giggy wrote that he was sure the puppy wouldn’t “last the day.” But by Thursday, Giggy was losing hope – and even considering offers of rescues from Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice’s fans and Beverly Hills Housewives mainstay Mohamed Hadid.
While we aren’t sure how Giggy and Rumpy will get along in the weeks to come (expect to see some of that doggie drama on the next season of RHOBH), we’re pretty sure that we’ve already fallen in love with the oh-so-cute Rumpy. Just don’t tell Giggy.
Reporting by DAHVI SHIRA