FOR THE DOG WHO WOULD SIP PEPPERMINT MOCHA LATTES ALL DAY IF HE COULD
This festive snowman costume is truly the gift that keeps on giving.
Buy It! $13.99 to $ 15.39; PetSmart
FOR THE DOG WHO WOULD RATHER SIT BY THE FIRE AND CASUALLY WATCH THE CHESTNUTS ROAST
This pet bed multitasks: 1. Your pooch will love curling up in this cuddly oasis away from all things Your Family during the holidays. 2. Your home will look perfectly festive. Sorry, paw-fectly festive.
Buy It! $24-40, Target
FOR THE DOG WHO'S TRYING REAL HARD NOT TO PACK ON THE HOLIDAY POUNDS
This exercise-tracking tool (and doggy social network) is for the pup who looks at us — knee-deep in candy canes, gingerbread crumbs in our hair (somehow), red and green sprinkles everywhere — sighs and says, “I’m not about that life.”
Buy It! $95; WonderWoof
FOR THE DOG WHO DOES NOT GET THE GRINCH AT ALL
On the other hand/paw, the Cat in the Hat is totally cool, even if he is, in fact, a cat.
Buy It! $9.99; Petco
FOR THE DOG WHO WILL NOT BE WEARING THAT UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER YOU IRONICALLY BOUGHT HER
Buy It! $60, Kane & Couture
FOR THE DOG WHO KNOWS HE IS THE ONLY REASON YOUR ANNUAL HOLIDAY CARD IS TOLERABLE
It’s true. This wooden wall art, personalized with an image of the breed and your furry friend’s name, will do nothing to humble your dog — but it will look glorious on your wall … next to the other hundreds of photos of your dog.
Buy It! PersonalCreations.com, $39