Hey, Doesn't This Cat Look Like Adam Driver?
You know, Adam Driver, the actor?
Doesn’t it look like Adam Driver?
You know, Adam Driver, from Girls? He played the guy who was into woodworking, I think?
Tall guy? Deep voice? Big ears?
You know, Adam Driver, from that not-very-good movie with Tina Fey and Jason Bateman, This Is Where I Leave You? He was pretty good in that, right?
You don’t remember Adam Driver from This Is Where I Leave You?
What about Star Wars: The Force Awakens? Adam Driver was in that, too. He was this bad guy, Kylo Ren? Looked a lot like Darth Vader? Threw like, two temper tantrums during his twenty-some minutes of screen time? Has a parody Twitter account named after him?
Anyway, this cat, Corey I guess its name is? People think it looks like Adam Driver.
Oh, someone adopted him. That’s cool. (The cat, not Adam Driver.)