Four Signs Your Cat Isn't Buying You a Christmas Gift this Year
No. 1: Your cat has been unusually angry at you, which is difficult to assess because your cat is always angry at you.
CUDDLY AS A CACTUS
No. 2: Your cat is making the same face the Grinch made right before he took everyone’s toys.
NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING
No. 3: Your cat is sleeping more than usual – also hard to evaluate – and thus has no time to buy you that sweater you’ve been shamelessly hinting about for the past month.
No. 4: Your cat has already established that your gift will be waiting for you in the litter box this year.
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