Demanding Lemur Needs His Back Scratched
He’s not asking, he’s telling
First of all, let’s hear it for fractured-English titles like this one: “Lemur Requires To Scratch His Back.”
Second of all, that’s accurate. This lemur does require that. He’s not asking for a back scratch, he’s actively demanding it.
Chubby little fella, too. (Not that we’re body-shaming.) But that just adds to the kind of belligerent charm with which he keeps demanding more scratches.
You’re leaving here when he says you’re allowed to leave here, kids. Better loosen up them fingers, it’s gonna be a long day.