Why, oh why, did I start my diet yesterday? –Jill Arthur (Bloomington)

Why, oh why, did I start my diet yesterday?Jill Arthur (Bloomington)

It always happens like this. You tell yourself you can’t have something, and suddenly, that’s all you see. Sadly for Maggie, there will be no goldfish today or in the near future –she has a bikini to squeeze into, you see. Thanks to Alyson Del Paggio (alysond) for sharing the cute photo and cheers to Jill on her winning caption.

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