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February 22, 2016 10:37 PM

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This cat has plans, man. 

Those plans are buying a White Castle Crave Case, several dozen Taco Bell treats and a large cheese pizza, and then settling down with all these Grade-A munchies to watch the Director’s Cut of Blade Runner and 2001: A Space Odyssey on repeat. 

But first, this feline has to come back to Earth. 

According to The Dodo, the owner of the cat above bought a pound of catnip for his kitty. The green stuff was meant to be given to the cat in moderation, so the feline could enjoy a blissful, altered state, while still keeping all four paws on the ground. 

This plan’s train went careening off the tracks when the cat discovered the bag and dove right in. The owner took a photo of the after effects and posted it to imgur, and, as you can see, this feline is still with us physically, but not really “with us.” He has seen some serious things. 

I am happy to report the kitty, fondly being called Stoner Cat online, is safe after his dip into the deep end of cat consciousness. Catnip is a nontoxic substance to cats, even if the feline indulges in it a pound at a time — though this is not recommended.

Once Stoner Cat sobered up, he was fine, minus the eye-opening experiences he had on “the other side.”

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