Cat Body Slams Kid, Proves His Species is Poised For World Domination
An ignorant child ignored her cat’s pleas for attention and paid the price
As we all know, one day the world will submit to the authority of felis catus, our destined-overlords.
One cat demonstrated the Rhonda Rousey-esque disciplinary measures we can expect during their reign when he body slammed an insubordinate child.
The toddler, still ignorant to the ways of the world, made the mistake of ignoring the cat’s demands for attention.
Seeing no signs of incoming cuddles, the cat wrapped his paws around the child and slammed her into the snow-covered ground. Luckily he is a merciful master, and made sure she was properly protected by thick winter gear before jumping.
Now excuse us while we hit the gym to prepare for the next time we don’t really feel like petting Fluffy.