Anybody in Florida Lose a 600-Pound Pig?
Police in Alachua County, Florida, discovered a 600-pound Hampshire pig wandering loose and are searching for its owner.
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Source: Alachua Co. Sheriff/Twitter
Anyone in Alachua County lose a 600-pound Hampshire hog? You know, down Florida way?
Nobody? Nobody went out to their hog-hole this morning and found it less one hog, like, say, maybe a 600-pound one?
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It’s a Hampshire hog? About *holds hands very far apart* this big?
The cops dragged it in with a rope? They’re going to put it to auction if you don’t come and get it. Don’t you miss your big hog?
Anyway, check your hog-holes, people. One of you’s missing a big one.
Anyway, we found your pig. Call 352-955-1818.