Advice for The Bachelor From 8 Very Important Dogs and Cats
A girl that can talk at great length about the perfection of pugs is a total keeper.
SHARING IS CARING
The biggest window into a woman’s soul is through her Instagram page. Before you choose, purr-use.
Good eye contact is important – but know when to take a break for a good cat video.
IT'S ALL FUN & GAMES
If she can’t laugh at herself, how much fun can she really be?
GO ON HIATUS
A group date on Valentine’s Day is a tremendously dangerous place for you to be.
MAN'S BEST FRIEND
SCRATCH & SNIFF
Seriously, Chris, stop and smell the roses. You’ll never date this many women at the same time ever again.