Celebrity Parents Suri's Burn Book Author Says It's 'All In Good Fun' "I knew if I wrote [this blog] in my own voice it would come across as unnecessarily mean or crazy," Hagan tells PEOPLE. "And then it came to me that it would be perfect if Suri did it." By Staff Author Published on September 8, 2012 02:00 PM Share Tweet Pin Email It looks like Suri Cruise has a bone to pick! Channeling the voice of the mini fashionista, blogger turned author Allie Hagan steps into the 6-year-old’s shoes (er, stilettos!) in Suri’s Burn Book, Well-Dressed Commentary From Hollywood’s Little Sweetheart. Filled with Suri’s thoughts on everything from her fellow pint-size peers’ style (or lack thereof) to the swirling rumors surrounding her own high-end lifestyle, the book doesn’t pull any punches. “I knew if I wrote [this blog] in my own voice it would come across as unnecessarily mean or crazy,” Hagan tells PEOPLE. “And then it came to me that it would be perfect if Suri did it.” And for anyone doubting Suri’s kiddie credentials, Hagan notes that not only does she seem “very particular about her style,” but more importantly, has the spunk to match! “She’s definitely been able to roll her eyes since about the age of two,” she says. However, Hagan — who has never heard from any of the stars personally — insists the commentary “is all in good fun” and should be taken lightly. “I think the humor of it all comes from the fact that it’s ridiculous. We all pay way too much attention to these kids than we should,” she explains. “I’m trying to shine a light on how silly it is that we care at all by taking it to a satirically ridiculous level.” With Suri’s superstar parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes having recently finalized their publicized divorce, Hagan is considerably more cautious with her wording. “I probably give every single post a second glance now. It’s easy to imagine Suri as a sassy fashionista, but at the end of the day she’s a little girl whose parents are splitting up,” she says. “The last thing I want to do is poke at her.” In fact, the author admits she’s found herself a part of Suri’s fan following. “I definitely admire her style,” Hagan shares. “If she and I were the same shoe size, I’d be all over it.” So aside from Blue Ivy vying for her signature helicopter travel accommodations, what else is on Suri’s radar? “When Kate Middleton has a baby! Suri’s dreading it, but I as Allie can’t wait,” Hagan jokes. — Anya Leon with reporting by Kim Hubbard Related Articles 18 Celebrities Who Say They've Lived in Real Haunted Houses Lady Whistledown Is Back! A New 'Bridgerton' Book Revisits Simon, Daphne, Anthony and More Can You Guess the Celebrity from Their Childhood Photo? Picks and Pans Review: Disses from Suri Suri Cruise: Five & Fabulous! Tom Cruise Divorce: What Would Suri's Life Be Like in Scientology? Hollywood Royalty We Hope the New Princess Hangs With Katie Holmes Shows Her Holmes & Yang Line; the Fashion World Reacts Welcome to the 'Good Life' of North West Most Stylish Blogs Exclusive: Kendall Jenner Answers All Your Burning Questions About Her Personal Style Jessica Simpson Don't Call Her Fat Nancy Tillman: All Children Have a 'Crown on Their Head' Drew Barrymore Dishes on How Daughter Olive Is Developing Her Own Style: She's 'All About Dressing Herself' Tom & Katie the Real Story Tess Holliday Slams Retailer Revolve for Selling 'Being Fat Is Not Beautiful' Sweatshirt Newsletter Sign Up By clicking “Accept All Cookies”, you agree to the storing of cookies on your device to enhance site navigation, analyze site usage, and assist in our marketing efforts. Cookies Settings Accept All Cookies