June 12, 2014 11:45 AM

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Just in case you were wondering, Mila Kunis has zero plans for Ashton Kutcher to grab a leg during labor — because some things simply can’t be unseen.

“He is staying above the action. He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag,” the pregnant star bluntly tells Marie Claire for its July cover story.

“Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn’t if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded. It’s just a matter of how badly.”

Also, don’t expect any parties as the big moment arrives. Kunis plans to keep things simple while giving birth to her daughter in the fall — and has previously said she’s planning on a natural birth, sans epidural.

“Two people are allowed in my delivery room. My doctor and my significant other,” she says.

Despite concerns about what might happen “down there” during labor, it’s clear the actress is savoring every moment of her pregnancy. She is especially grateful for one pregnancy perk: enhanced cleavage.

“They’re amazing,” Kunis, 30, says of her breasts. “They’ve tripled in size. I was a 34A; now I’m a 36C. I’m so excited! I’m telling everyone I know, ‘Go ahead, touch them!'”

She adds, “Without being an a——, I have to say, I love being pregnant.”

Tesh/Marie Claire

The engaged parents-to-be got some quality couple time together during a recent babymoon to French Polynesia.

Back home, the duo are in nesting mode, having purchased a new three-bedroom home in Beverly Hills last month, and staying close to their family and their dogs.

If it sounds like the couple is trying to stay grounded, that’s because they are. Kunis says it’s important that their daughter doesn’t grow up with a sense of entitlement.

“I just don’t want my kids to be a——-,” she says. “I feel like so many kids nowadays are. Both of us just want to have well-behaved, honest, nice children who people meet and say, ‘That’s a good kid.'”

— Kathy Ehrich Dowd

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