Celebrity Parents Maya Rudolph: 'I Think I'm 25 Months Pregnant' "[I'm due in] two more months ... in dog years, so that's 25. Honestly, because it's my third, I feel like I've been pregnant for like six years, seriously." By Staff Author Updated on December 2, 2020 01:43 PM Share Tweet Pin Email Time has suddenly come to a screeching standstill for expectant actress Maya Rudolph. Due with her third child — a delivery surprise — in July, the self-proclaimed “baby machine” is desperately searching for the finish line. “I think I’m 25 months pregnant,” the Bridesmaids star, 38, joked during a recent appearance on Chelsea Lately. “[I’m due in] two more months … in dog years, so that’s 25. Honestly, because it’s my third, I feel like I’ve been pregnant for like six years, seriously.” However, time slipped by 18 months ago when daughter Lucille arrived — and her unexpectedly speedy delivery led to a birthing plan neither Rudolph nor Paul Thomas Anderson were prepared for! “[A homebirth] was not my plan, but that’s what happened … because the baby came out really fast,” Rudolph recalls. “Luckily, she just kind of glided into her father’s arms.” And although Lucille’s delivery caught Rudolph off-guard, she admits there was something equally as powerful about the situation. “It was scary, but it was kind of awesome,” she says. “Hospitals make me nervous because I feel like hospital equals death, like it smells like dead people and weird fluids that pickle people.” But it was not until weeks later that the whole homebirth experience truly came full circle — much to Rudolph’s surprise. “You have to put the placenta somewhere and I didn’t know it at the time, but someone put it in my freezer,” she laughs. “Then a couple of weeks later I opened the freezer and was like, ‘What is that weird meat?’ Apparently a lot of cultures eat it. I did not do that, so don’t worry, I’m not a weirdo.” — Anya Leon Related Articles Cory Wharton's Girlfriend Taylor Shares Health Update on Daughter Maya After Open-Heart Surgery All About Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed's Daughter Bodhi Soleil Cory Wharton Gets Emotional as He Says Daughter, 7 Months, Is on a Ventilator: 'She's a Fighter' Cory Wharton Asks Fans for Prayers as Daughter Maya, 7 Months, Undergoes Open Heart Surgery Who Is Maya Rudolph's Partner? All About Paul Thomas Anderson Lauren Bushnell Lane and Chris Lane's Relationship Timeline Jamie Chung and Bryan Greenberg's Relationship Timeline Pregnant Chrissy Teigen Shares Sweet Photo of Daughter Luna, 6, Kissing Her Baby Bump 'Bling Empire' Star Kelly Mi Li Is Pregnant, Expecting First Baby: 'I'm Really Excited' Heidi Montag Reveals Name of Her and Spencer Pratt's Second Baby Boy: 'So Precious' Hilary Swank Shares Adorable Photo of Her Growing Baby Bump — and Dog! — in Costume for Halloween Riding High on Five No. 1s, Scotty McCreery Now Awaits Fatherhood: 'I Don't Think I've Stopped Smiling' Cory Wharton Asks for Prayers as Daughter Maya Prepares for Open Heart Surgery Maya Vander Says She 'Still Feels Guilty' Over Pregnancy Losses: 'I Should Have Known Better' Pregnant Chrissy Teigen Says Loss of Her Baby Son Jack Was Actually a Life-Saving Abortion Surprise! Hilary Swank Is Pregnant, Expecting Twins with Husband Philip Schneider: 'A Total Miracle' Newsletter Sign Up By clicking “Accept All Cookies”, you agree to the storing of cookies on your device to enhance site navigation, analyze site usage, and assist in our marketing efforts. Cookies Settings Accept All Cookies