By peoplestaff225
Updated March 09, 2006 10:00 AM
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Greg, at Daddytypes.com, one of my favorite blogs, has a hilarious piece on the Firefly mobile phone included in the Academy Awards swag bag that the Oscar presenters and performers received.

He runs through a partial list of the presenters and imagined their reactions upon finding the phone in the bag. They fell into a few basic categories, three of which are: No kids, and doesn’t seem in a hurry to have them (included Jessica Alba, George Clooney, Queen Latifah, Luke & Owen Wilson), Likely to sue at the slightest mention of their kids using the phone (Uma Thurman, Reese Witherspoon), In the middle of a breakup, not wanting to think about kids right now, thanks (Hilary Swank), and A kid, also an endorsement deal with another cell phone company (Ludacris).

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