From the artist who brought us Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston, a fantasy of Britney Spears giving birth to her son on a bearskin rug (nevermind she had a scheduled c-section), comes Suri’sBronzed Baby Poop. This bronzed piece of crap art is what artist Daniel Edwards believes will be as important, if not more, than the mysterious Suri Cruise‘s first baby shoes: he has bronzed her first solid meal poop. Click the extended post for more!

The gallery says it supports Tom and Katie’s decision to withholdimages of the 134 day old baby Suri from the public, even though many tabloids andblogs suggest the reason for this is a physical abnormality. According to the gallery, the poop is artistic proof that Suri is ahealthy baby, after celebrity sightings by Tom’s friends Lea Remini,Penelope Cruz, and Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith.

The sculpture, which went on display today at the Capla Kesting Gallery in Williamsburg, Brooklyn through September 9. It will be auctioned off on eBay, with the proceeds benefitting the March of Dimes. A reception will be held September 8th from 6:00 to 9:00 PM at 121 Roebling St., Brooklyn NY 11211.

Since most babies’ first meal happens around the 4 month mark, itonly makes sense that she would have her first solid poop around thentoo. Obviously Daniel doesn’t have a kid because said turd resembles adog poop more than a baby poop, especially after only one solid meal.

A limited edition plaster edition will be available as well so you can can add Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes‘ daughter feces to your collection of celebrity poop.