Jessica Simpson's Sexiest Instagrams (and How to Recreate Them)

The singer-turned-fashion-mogul knows a thing or two about taking *fire* Instas

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INCORPORATE BIKINI + THIGH + KILLER CLOSET

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Jessica Simpson/Instagram

It's almost hard to notice Jessica when there's designer garb to look at.

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ADD HOT HUSBAND

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Jessica Simpson/Instagram

So many abs. So many.

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GO UNDERCOVER

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Jessica Simpson/Instagram

Where in the world is Carmen Simpsiego?

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FEATURE YOUR FAVORITE ASSETS

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Jessica Simpson/Instagram

Red lips? Check. Cleavage? Check. Smoky eyes? Check check.

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GO DARK AND BLURRY

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Jessica Simpson/Instagram

It adds some mystery.

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GET IN BED

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Jessica Simpson/Instagram

Name a sexier place.

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TRY UPLIGHTING

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Jessica Simpson/Instagram

And pouty lips. And a low-cut shirt.

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WEAR A BIKINI FOR INSTANT SEX APPEAL

WEAR A BIKINI FOR INSTANT SEX APPEAL
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Plus patriotism.

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WE REPEAT: SWIMWEAR SELFIES = EVERYTHING

WE REPEAT: SWIMWEAR SELFIES = EVERYTHING
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Extra credit: Match your lip color to your bikini.

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USE PROPS TO BOOST THE DRAMA FACTOR

USE PROPS TO BOOST THE DRAMA FACTOR
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A sexy picture becomes instantly sexier if you're gripping a truck's rearview mirror.

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SERIOUSLY. IT'S UNIVERSALLY FLATTERING

SERIOUSLY. IT'S UNIVERSALLY FLATTERING
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Also universally flattering – toned legs, push-up bathing suits and flower crowns.

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INCORPORATE BUTTS

INCORPORATE BUTTS
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Pose next to a butt!

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MAKE OUT WITH YOUR HUSBAND (OR ANYONE YOU HAVE ON HAND)

MAKE OUT WITH YOUR HUSBAND (OR ANYONE YOU HAVE ON HAND)
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Sexy is as sexy does.

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GET RETRO WITH IT

GET RETRO WITH IT
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An old-timey black-and-white filter can add some old-fashioned va va voom.

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