INCORPORATE BIKINI + THIGH + KILLER CLOSET
It’s almost hard to notice Jessica when there’s designer garb to look at.
ADD HOT HUSBAND
So many abs. So many.
Where in the world is Carmen Simpsiego?
FEATURE YOUR FAVORITE ASSETS
Red lips? Check. Cleavage? Check. Smoky eyes? Check check.
GO DARK AND BLURRY
It adds some mystery.
GET IN BED
Name a sexier place.
And pouty lips. And a low-cut shirt.
WEAR A BIKINI FOR INSTANT SEX APPEAL
WE REPEAT: SWIMWEAR SELFIES = EVERYTHING
Extra credit: Match your lip color to your bikini.
USE PROPS TO BOOST THE DRAMA FACTOR
A sexy picture becomes instantly sexier if you’re gripping a truck’s rearview mirror.
SERIOUSLY. IT'S UNIVERSALLY FLATTERING
Also universally flattering – toned legs, push-up bathing suits and flower crowns.
Pose next to a butt!
MAKE OUT WITH YOUR HUSBAND (OR ANYONE YOU HAVE ON HAND)
Sexy is as sexy does.
GET RETRO WITH IT
An old-timey black-and-white filter can add some old-fashioned va va voom.