This Magic Mike XXL parody touches all the right spots for those in long-term relationships

By Rennie Dyball
Updated July 02, 2015 04:55 PM

There are many levels of sexy.

Of course, you’ve got the obvious, like strong arms and 8-pack abs – Hello, Channing and Joe! – but then there are those special thrills reserved for those who cohabitate with their beloveds.

In a Magic Mike XXL parody, Regular Mike M/L, this Mike separates the recyclables, gives shoulder massages, waters the plants (suggestively) and DVR’s Scandal.

We can only presume that he does these things without his partner even having to ask. How hot is that?

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Regular Mike M/L also throws in some real-life treats for the early stages of a relationship, like deleting his online profile after the first date.

See him in all his “realistic husband” glory above. You’re welcome.