Why bother filling out a dating profile on Tinder or Bumble when you can just have James Corden rap one for you?
“As everyone knows, the best way to get a date is with a rap song,” Corden said before introducing the music video for “Wanna Date Her? She’s Sharon Stone, Bitch”
The song, whose video features Stone and Corden dancing around in all kinds of ridiculous outfits, finds Corden touting the Basic Instinct star’s many attractive qualities, like her “genius brain” and “banging thighs.”
“You want smoldering hotness?/ Trust me, she’s got this/ Make you addicted like alcohol/ She’ll get in your brain/She’ll drive you insane/ Make you forget whole life, Total Recall,” raps Corden.
The late night host also rattles off a list of rules to follow when you try to court Stone that includes this gem:
“Never ever send a d— pic,” he orders.
“Unless I ask you too,” she adds as she stares directly into the camera.
This ode to Stone peaks at the end of each verse when Corden asks, “So what’s her name?” and Stone, channeling her inner Britney Spears/Madonna, responds, “I’m Sharon Stone, Bitch.”
The Late Late Show with James Corden airs weeknights (12:35 a.m. ET) on CBS.