Note: That key doesn't go where you think it does, sweetie

By Lanford Beard
Updated February 08, 2015 01:00 PM
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Mixing sex and comedy can sometimes be painful to watch, but Vanessa Bayer is pleasurably cringe-worthy in a new ad parodying Fifty Shades of Grey.

The Saturday Night Live star, 33, spoofs the famous elevator scene from the forthcoming film by trying to get frisky with a number of fellow passengers – only Bayer is infinitely more awkward than Anastasia Steele could ever dream of being.

We won’t spoil all the fun, but there are sex toys and suggestions of a three-person “menagerie.” And when Bayer sees one handsome man with a key in his hand, it’s obvious where she thinks it should go. (Spoiler: They’re for an Audi … but maybe it’s red?)

For everyone worried about a rumored lack of chemistry between Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, Bayer proves without a doubt that things could be much, much worse.