"I had a rough start in life. That's all you need to know."

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Could Christian Grey be a serial killer?

Between the obsessive behavior, mysterious dark past and penchant for beating women, he certainly fits the bill. And after you watch this Vulture mashup of Fifty Shades of Grey and The Fall, you’ll never be able to look at the eccentric billionaire the same way again.

The faux trailer starts off innocuously enough: A virginal college student goes to meet with a young businessman with a taste for brunettes. They flirt; she chews on her pencil.

Then things start to get weird. Let’s just say BDSM is the least singular of Mr. Grey’s tastes. But on the plus side, he’s now rocking some great scruff! Check out the video below.

And if you haven’t witnessed the masterpiece that is Jamie Dornan in The Fall, you’re doing yourself a great disservice. Watch seasons 1 and 2 on Netflix now. Come for the abs, stay for the tremendous acting.