"She could be a farmer in their clothes!" and other gems

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July 19, 2015 02:15 PM

It’s hard to believe that two decades have passed since Clueless hit theaters and introduced gems like “Whatever!” and “As if!” into our lexicon.

With the 20th anniversary of the 1995 hit starring Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash, Brittany Murphy and Paul Rudd upon us, it is time to relive the classic.

Here are 10 Clueless quotes that will never get old:

10. Amber: “Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.”

9. Cher: “Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies’.”

8. Mel: “You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-?” Cher: “Totally based on my powers of persuasion. You proud?” Mel: “Honey, I couldn’t be happier than if they were based on real grades.”

7. Ms. Stoeger: “Tai, you don’t have time to change, but you could hit a few balls in those clothes.” Amber: “She could be a farmer in those clothes.”

6. Christian: “Nice stems.”

5. Mel: “What the hell is that?” Cher: “A dress.” Mel: “Says who?” Cher: “Calvin Klein.” Mel: “It looks like underwear!”

4. Tai: “It’s like, why am I even listening to you to begin with? You’re a virgin who can’t drive.” Cher: “That was way harsh, Tai.”

3. Amber: “Whatever! If she doesn’t do the assignment, I can’t do mine.”

2. Cher: “That’s Ren and Stimpy. They’re way existential.” Josh: “Do you have any idea what you’re talking about?” Cher: “No. Why, do I sound like I do?”

1. Cher: “Ew! Get off of me. As if!”

What’s your favorite Clueless quote? Let us know in the comments below!

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