The Week's Best Celeb Quotes

• “I want to tell you everything, but I have to sew my lips together.”
– Jessica Simpson, to Elle, referring to her relationship with John Mayer, because talking about her love life in the past “hurt” her

• “I have not found balance in my life yet.”
– Ryan Phillippe on going through a divorce from Reese Witherspoon, to TV’s Extra

• “Sometimes we’ll sing really corny duets together when a couple of our friends are over. He does ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart,’ which is amazing. You’ve never seen anything like it. He gets into it.”
– Fergie, on how she and boyfriend Josh Duhamel do quirky romantic things like couple’s karaoke, to PEOPLE

• “It’s awesome.”
– Britney Spears, on how it feels to be single

• “Kiss my fat a–.”
– Tyra Banks, on her talk show, responding to critics who made fun of the former supermodel’s weight

• “I am very grateful. Tom makes me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world and has since the day I met him. I love being with him. I love calling him husband.”
– Katie Holmes on the joys of being married to Tom Cruise, to Harpers Bazaar

• “Honey, don’t talk with your mouth full.”
– Oprah Winfrey, responding to David Letterman’s declaration that the pair were “in love,” in a Super Bowl commercial for the Late Show

• “I’m extremely vain – I like wearing cute clothes.”
– Gwen Stefani, on her motivation for getting back into shape quickly after giving birth to son Kingston, to