The Week's Best Celeb Quotes

• “I focus on a guy if he’s a boyfriend, but I don’t focus on finding a boyfriend. They’re never around when you want them.”
Scarlett Johansson, who was recently spotted out with Ryan Reynolds, to Seventeen

• “I have a butt, I have boobs and I have a woman’s curves; there is no way I’d see them go to (size) zero.”
Jennifer Lopez, on why she has zero hope (or desire) of ever being a size zero, to the British edition of Elle

• “I’m da bomb now, babe!”
Fantasia Barrino, on feeling “brand new” after overcoming a challenging past, to the New York Post

• “Maybe [she] comes from beyond the grave, makes him a zombie and brings him to the netherworld.”
Sopranos star Michael Imperioli, joking that his character could be murdered by his dead wife during the HBO show’s final season, to the Associated Press

• “We’re going through the [divorce] process, but we are not friends.”
Dita Von Teese, on her feelings for estranged husband Marilyn Manson, to PEOPLE

•”I read the book, and [Professor Dolores] Umbridge is described as a short, ugly, toadlike woman. I thought, ‘Oh, thanks very much.'”
Imelda Staunton, on her initial reaction to her character in the upcoming Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, to Newsweek

• “The only time that I balked and almost had to be resuscitated was when someone told me that they loved [designer] Vincent [Libretti’s] work. When I recovered, I had to persuade myself that they were confusing his work with that of someone else!”
Project Runway mentor Tim Gunn, on crazy experiences during his show’s season 4 auditions, to Entertainment Weekly

• “I never really wanted to get out of acting, but now I’m a professional racecar driver. Seriously, ask any actor if they’d rather be a professional racecar driver or an actor.”
Frankie Muniz, on his new “profession,” to PEOPLE

• “I’m so fascinated by breasts because my mother didn’t have them either. If I had them, I’d run up and down a flight of stairs!”
Kate Beckinsale, on her desire for more ample endowment, to Glamour

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