The Week's 10 Best Celeb Quotes

Matthew & Camila's baby-making, plus more from Kevin Federline, Eva Longoria and other stars

01 of 10
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"Camila and I made a baby."

Matthew McConaughey, announcing that he's going to be a father, on his official website

02 of 10
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Splash News Online

"There's really nothing but one audition for a Disney Channel movie that separates me from 2,000 other brown-haired, blue-eyed guys in L.A."

Zach Efron, on being famous, to Details

03 of 10
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"I would refuse."

Project Runway's Tim Gunn, on what he would do if asked to makeover Britney Spears

04 of 10
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"Watching us go through things makes other people feel normal."

Kevin Federline, on his ongoing drama with ex-wife Britney Spears, to Interview

05 of 10
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"[When you're pregnant], your breasts are engorged and your stomach is getting bigger. . . . And the ass, too, that's getting bigger by the second!"

Jessica Alba, joking about her growing baby bump, while performing a scene from the Vagina Monologues

06 of 10
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"His Scottish friends say 'First Laddy.' But we need ideas. I'll just keep calling him Bill."

Hillary Clinton, on coming up with a term for a female president's husband, to Tyra Banks

07 of 10
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"Medicine and a lot of alcohol."

George Clooney, on the secret to a happy relationship

08 of 10
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"I've been cooking and eating, cooking and eating. I keep telling everyone that I've gained 10 pounds just being on strike."

Eva Longoria, denying rumors that she's pregnant

09 of 10
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"Has anybody here on this panel had a three-way?"

Barbara Walters, asking her cohosts about their sexual history, on The View

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"He is obviously very bright, but has too many earrings for my liking. I told him, 'I'm not gonna be that friendly with you.'...I put my oldest boy on him – to put the fear of God into him. I said, 'Kick him around a bit. Tenderize him. I'll finish him off.' "

Denzel Washington, on how he feels about his daughter's boyfriend, to David Letterman

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