Best Celeb Quotes of the Week

• “You have no idea what was going on back there!”
– Kirstie Alley, on nearly experiencing a wardrobe malfunction before unveiling her new bikini body, to Oprah

• “Thank you for photograph. I do not know who this boy is.”
– Borat, when asked what he thought of Lindsay Lohan, to PEOPLE

• “That was without a doubt the hardest physical thing I have ever done.”
– Seven-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong, upon finishing the New York City Marathon in just under three hours

• “You know, they’ve updated the New York City Marathon this year. In addition to the prize money, listen to this: The winner is also adopted by Madonna.”
– David Letterman

• “I have never worked so hard for anything in my life, and I’ve never been given such a hard time. And my celebrity has worked against me in every way.”
– Madonna, regarding the difficulties she’s facing with the impending adoption of Malawian child David Banda, to Time

• “I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest.”
– How I Met Your Mother star Neil Patrick Harris, to PEOPLE

• “I don’t hold grudges against anyone, I don’t blame anyone for the sadnesses that have happened to me. I’m sad about them because it would be stupid to be otherwise.”
– Paul McCartney, on his high-profile divorce battle with estranged wife Heather Mills, to the BBC’s Radio 4

• “I don’t want to be 75 years old and entering the ‘judge phase’ of my career.”
– 30 Rock’s Alec Baldwin, on his plans to eventually retire from acting to preserve his dignity, to Craig Ferguson

• “I had a little sippy sip.”
– Kanye West, blaming his on-air tirade at the MTV Europe Awards on alcohol, to an MTV UK correspondent backstage