10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

01 of 10

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"I'm honored to have Heidi's support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills, especially since the new season started."

– Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, on getting The Hills' Heidi Montag's youth vote, to Time

02 of 10

"Look at me. Does it look like it?"
– Ashley Tisdale, denying rumors that she had breast augmentation, to PEOPLE

03 of 10

"I'm barely a B cup!"
Kristin Bell, responding to a busty accusation, in Cosmopolitan

04 of 10

"We don't communicate. She's 19 and from Utah and has been dancing since birth. I brought up Vince Lombardi and I think she thought it was some kind of ice cream."
– Adam Carolla, talking about his junior Dancing with the Stars partner Julianne Hough, on The Tonight Show

05 of 10

"I’m eight years older, 10 pounds heavier and half-an-inch shorter – just in time for HD television."
– Kathie Lee Gifford, in announcing her new gig on the Todayshow

06 of 10

"I asked my trainer, 'Can you give me Jessica Biel's butt?' "
– Christina Ricci, lamenting the size of her posterior, to U.K. Elle

07 of 10

"I don't like ... things."
– Jerry Seinfeld, explaining his philosophy to Conan O'Brien, on Late Night

08 of 10

"[My biggest fear is] that I'll fall for a man who wants a modern, minimalist interior."
– Dita Von Teese, on dating and decorating, to The New York Times

09 of 10

"You've got me CRZ8'J"
– Live!'s Kelly Ripa, "texting" a message to bewildered cohost Regis Philbin

10 of 10

"I don't want to get slimed, but I am glad to be here."
– Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus, at Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards, where she miraculously avoided the green goo, unlike Harrison Ford, Orlando Bloom, Justin Timberlake and Jack Black

10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

John McCain snags an impressive endorsement, plus more from Ashley Tisdale, Kelly Ripa and others