The Kardashian Guide to Vacationing in Europe, as Demonstrated by Kourtney, Kris & Kylie
MAKE IT A ROMANTIC GETAWAY
What's the point of having a hot boyfriend — like Kourtney's man Younes — if you can't show him off on your new yacht?
... AND BE SURE TO FOCUS ON BAE, TOO
Sure, the views are pretty and all, but keeping your eye on/appreciating bae is very much a major key.
ALWAYS BRING HOME 'SEXY' SOUVENIRS
Because you've waited all your life to bite into "sexy pasta" à la matriarch Kris.
MAKE TIME FOR A CONCERT
SOCIALIZE WITH OTHER COUPLES
And if they're true friends, they'll encourage you to keep eating and drinking all. day. long. Kris and Corey know what's up.
PACK MATCHING SWIMSUITS
Imagine replicating this cute mother-daughter moment!
TRY OUT AS MANY GELATO FLAVORS AS YOU CAN
Calories don't count on vacation, obvi.
AND OF COURSE, REMEMBER TO EAT A BALANCED BREAKFAST
Fact: a focaccia bread basket a day keeps the "time to go home" scaries away.