Real Estate Envy! Take a Tour of Pharrell's Epic Miami Penthouse
1. THOSE STAIRS ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH EXERCISE
Who needs to invest in a home gym when you have these glorious stairs to run up on the daily – plus blown-up Family Guy paintings to greet you at the top? Pharrell Williams, who's selling his five-bedroom Miami mansion, is on to something.
2. THE VIEW IS AN IRL FILTER
Nothing screams #nofilter quite like ceiling-to-floor windows that showcase your breathtaking ocean-front view.
3. THE CEILING WILL MAKE YOUR MOUTH DROP
And that's not just because you're straining to take in everything. Hello, beautiful!
4. THIS KITCHEN IS BEGGING YOU TO THROW DINNER PARTIES EVERY WEEK
A.k.a. the only acceptable way to show off a stainless steel kitchen with a killer view.
5. THE BALCONY IS A MUST FOR ASPIRING THESPIANS
You know, if you've ever dreamed of recreating Act II, Scene II of Romeo and Juliet.
6. YOU CAN FINALLY LITERALLY ROLL AROUND IN LUXURY
That white comforter! That balcony! Nights in have never looked more heavenly.
7. THE DIM LIGHTING IS APPROPRIATE FOR ANY EVENT
BRB, calling our squad over for a wine night right now. (Pro tip: It's super flattering for the obligatory selfie.)
8. THIS POOL WILL TAKE YOU BACK TO THAT SUMMER ABROAD
It's totally normal to fantasize about being in Greece while lounging in this pool – or to reenact that scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. No judgments here.
9. SCREAMING IN A THEATER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE WELCOMED
And no one will judge you when it's time to refill that bag of popcorn again (and again and again and ...).
10. IT'S LIKE LIVING IN AN EPISODE OF MIAMI VICE
All we're missing is a vast collection of shoulder-padded suits and bedazzled helicopters.