We Tasted (and Graded) Every Crazy New Oreo Flavor

See how these new cookies stack up (lol, get it?) to the original

STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE

Courtesy Oreo

Concept: Fresh, fun and flirty
Grade: A-
Tasting notes: A scent that would fill the Sistine Chapel accompanied by a delightfully sweet flavor that actually matches the concept

FILLED CUPCAKE

Courtesy Nabisco

Concept: Good idea, and at least it's not another riff on a cake flavor
Grade: B
Tasting notes: Chocolatey, yes. Cremey, yes. But filled cupcake-y? It's not quite the Hostess with the mostest.

BROWNIE BATTER

COURTESY OREO

Concept: On point
Grade: B+
Tasting notes: Decadent, rich, thick, lush

COTTON CANDY

COURTESY OREO

Concept: Whyyyy though?
Grade: C
Tasting notes: Sweet, cotton-candy-y, cloying

RED VELVET

COURTESY OREO

Concept: HELL YES
Grade: B
Tasting notes: Indulgent and sweet, but doesn't taste much like red velvet

TOASTED COCONUT

COURTESY OREO

Concept: We're into it
Grade: B-
Tasting notes: Very sweet, not much coconut, but lots of vanilla

KEY LIME PIE

COURTESY OREO

Concept: Citrus in an Oreo? I don't know about this.
Grade: B+
Tasting notes: Yummy Graham cracker cookie, disconcerting green color, nice/mellow flavor

OREO THINS

COURTESY OREO

Concept: Why mess with such a perfect shape?
Grade: A+
Tasting notes: Crispy, light, amazing, delicious

PUMPKIN SPICE

COURTESY OREO

Concept: Wait, pumpkin spice is still a thing?
Grade: A-
Tasting notes: Sweet, subtle, cinnamon-y, addictive

COOKIE DOUGH

COURTESY OREO

Concept: DREAMS COME TRUE.
Grade: B+
Tasting notes: Chocolatey, caramel-y, complex, but not quite cookie dough-y

MARSHMALLOW CRISPY

COURTESY OREO

Concept: Oh yes.
Grade: C+
Tasting notes: Far too sweet…but also delicious

S'MORES

COURTESY OREO

Concept: Brilliant
Grade: A
Tasting notes: Yummy – and better than actual s'mores