How to Celebrate Oktoberfest Like Arnold Schwarzenegger

The former California governor celebrated in Munich, Germany, on Wednesday – and here's what we learned

01 of 08

TAKE SELFIES

TAKE SELFIES
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Pictures or you didn't drink it.

02 of 08

REMEMBER THAT DRINKING IS A SPORT

REMEMBER THAT DRINKING IS A SPORT
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If you're not bright red from the physical exertion that comes with drinking several liters of beer, you're doing it wrong.

03 of 08

SERIOUSLY, ALL OF YOUR VEINS SHOULD BE POPPING OUT

SERIOUSLY, ALL OF YOUR VEINS SHOULD BE POPPING OUT
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Your feverish red glow should have a purple hue.

04 of 08

WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING

I'LL BE BARTENDER
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Or else you'll get a glass of foam.

05 of 08

PLAY SOME TRUMPET

PLAY SOME TRUMPET
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Duh.

06 of 08

WEAR A HAT OR DON'T EVEN BOTHER COMING

WEAR A HAT OR DON'T EVEN BOTHER COMING
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Bonus points if there's a feather in it.

07 of 08

FLEX YOUR MUSCLES

FLEX YOUR MUSCLES
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Oktoberfest is nothing if not a celebration of cartoonish masculinity.

08 of 08

DANCE. DANCE LIKE EVERYONE IS WATCHING

DANCE. DANCE LIKE EVERYONE IS WATCHING
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Show off your gaudy belt buckle while you're at it!

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