How to Celebrate Oktoberfest Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Pictures or you didn't drink it.
REMEMBER THAT DRINKING IS A SPORT
If you're not bright red from the physical exertion that comes with drinking several liters of beer, you're doing it wrong.
SERIOUSLY, ALL OF YOUR VEINS SHOULD BE POPPING OUT
Your feverish red glow should have a purple hue.
WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING
Or else you'll get a glass of foam.
PLAY SOME TRUMPET
WEAR A HAT OR DON'T EVEN BOTHER COMING
Bonus points if there's a feather in it.
FLEX YOUR MUSCLES
Oktoberfest is nothing if not a celebration of cartoonish masculinity.
DANCE. DANCE LIKE EVERYONE IS WATCHING
Show off your gaudy belt buckle while you're at it!