Entertainment Music Country 'I'm Totally Real Inside:' 22 of Dolly Parton's Greatest 'Dollyisms' of All Time 'Cause this dumb blonde ain't nobody's fool! Celebrate Dolly's status as one of PEOPLE's People of the Year with her most iconic quotes By Andrea Wurzburger Updated on December 1, 2021 09:55 AM Share Tweet Pin Email Trending Videos 01 of 22 On Dumb Blonde Jokes Richard E. Aaron/Redferns/Getty "I'm not offended by all of the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb … and I also know that I'm not blonde." 02 of 22 On Getting Through Tough Times "The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain." 03 of 22 On Doing What Makes You Happy Peter Still/Redferns "Don't get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life." 04 of 22 On Being 'Fashionable' Harry Langdon/Getty "I don't like to be like everybody else. I've often made the statement that I'd never stoop so low as to be fashionable. That's the easiest thing in the world to do." 05 of 22 On Being Real The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty "I'm very real where it counts, and that's inside." 06 of 22 On Her Weaknesses Ron Galella/WireImage "My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order." 07 of 22 On Having a Sense of Humor Jim Smeal/WireImage "I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself." 08 of 22 On Aging Gracefully Paul Natkin/WireImage "If I see something saggin', baggin' or draggin', I'm gonna have it nipped, tucked or sucked!" 09 of 22 On Being a Drag Queen at Heart The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty "I like all that frilly stuff. Like I've always said, it's a good thing I was a girl, or I'd definitely have been a drag queen! Most definitely." 10 of 22 On Doing Life on Purpose Selby/Sipa "Find out who you are. And do it on purpose." 11 of 22 On Shining Bright Ron Galella, Ltd./WireImage "It's hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world." 12 of 22 On Staying Open to Feelings Kevin Mazur/Getty "I have to not harden my heart, because I want to stay open to feel things. So when I hurt, I hurt all over. And when I cry, I cry real hard. And when I'm mad, I'm mad all over. I'm just a person; I like to experience whatever the feeling is and whatever I'm going through." 13 of 22 On Refusing to Put Limits on Herself Virginia Sherwood/NBC "I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else." 14 of 22 On Making Your Own Space Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton. Invision/AP/Shutterstock "You gotta keep trying to find your niche and trying to fit into whatever slot that's left for you or to make one of your own." 15 of 22 On Shining Where You Are Frazer Harrison/Getty Image "Being a star just means that you just find your own special place, and that you shine where you are." 16 of 22 On Her Over-the-Top Outfits Joe Stevens/Retna Ltd. "I am sure of myself as a person. I am sure of my talent. I'm sure of my love for life and that sort of thing. I am very content, I like the kind of person that I am. So, I can afford to piddle around and do-diddle around with makeup and clothes and stuff because I am secure with myself." 17 of 22 On Her Big Goal Dave J Hogan/Dave J Hogan/Getty Images "Now people are always asking me, 'What do you want people to say about you 100 years from now?' I always say I want them to say, 'Dang, don't she still look good for her age?' " 18 of 22 On the Beauty of Aging Dolly Parton. Invision/AP/Shutterstock "I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it." 19 of 22 On Being Courageous Terry Wyatt/Getty Images for ACM "You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try." 20 of 22 On Being Positive Ron Elkman/USA TODAY NETWORK "Leave something good in every day." 21 of 22 On What May Surprise People Paul Drinkwater/NBCU Photo Bank/NBCUniversal via Getty Images "I know I look artificial, but I might surprise you. I'm totally real inside." 22 of 22 On Celebrating Her Upcoming 75th Birthday Dolly Parton. Neilson Barnard/Getty Images "I don't plan to retire. I just turned 74 and I plan to be on the cover of Playboy Magazine again. See, I did Playboy Magazine years ago and I thought it'd be such a hoot if they'll go for it - I don't know if they will - if I could be on the cover again when I'm 75."