His résumé boasts artist, actor, professor, soap star, poet and Instagram selfie pro, but it’s come to our attention that the only occupation Franco hasn’t yet explored is boy band member. We’re sure he could fit the world tour into his schedule, as he is clearly not bound by the laws of time and space.
The Internet cat has extensive performance experience, having starred in a Lifetime movie and hosted WWE’s Monday Night Raw. But the band should be warned: Negotiating salary might be tough since Grumpy’s not exactly desperate for money (his estimated net worth is $100 million).
If 1D is looking exclusively for a replacement whose name, like Zayn, begins with “Z” and is four letters, Zedd is definitely the (only?) man for the job.
Otherwise known as That Six-Year-Old Who Sings Bruno Mars on Ellen, Kai Langer would re-invigorate the group with the youthful energy that made them famous to begin with.
If relationship issues fuel good music, Swift joining the crew and having to work alongside Harry Styles would be helpful.
Being murdered in 1996 at the age of 25 hasn’t stopped the rapper from performing at shows via hologram. And he’d add a bit of edge to the group.
She may be only 3, but the heir to the Knowles-Carter dynasty has already accomplished more than most of us ever will. At the ripe age of five days old, Blue became the youngest person to ever make the Billboard charts.
JAMES FRANCO
His résumé boasts artist, actor, professor, soap star, poet and Instagram selfie pro, but it’s come to our attention that the only occupation Franco hasn’t yet explored is boy band member. We’re sure he could fit the world tour into his schedule, as he is clearly not bound by the laws of time and space.
GRUMPY CAT
The Internet cat has extensive performance experience, having starred in a Lifetime movie and hosted WWE’s Monday Night Raw. But the band should be warned: Negotiating salary might be tough since Grumpy’s not exactly desperate for money (his estimated net worth is $100 million).
ZEDD
If 1D is looking exclusively for a replacement whose name, like Zayn, begins with “Z” and is four letters, Zedd is definitely the (only?) man for the job.
KAI
Otherwise known as That Six-Year-Old Who Sings Bruno Mars on Ellen, Kai Langer would re-invigorate the group with the youthful energy that made them famous to begin with.
TAYLOR SWIFT
If relationship issues fuel good music, Swift joining the crew and having to work alongside Harry Styles would be helpful.
A TUPAC HOLOGRAM
Being murdered in 1996 at the age of 25 hasn’t stopped the rapper from performing at shows via hologram. And he’d add a bit of edge to the group.
BLUE IVY
She may be only 3, but the heir to the Knowles-Carter dynasty has already accomplished more than most of us ever will. At the ripe age of five days old, Blue became the youngest person to ever make the Billboard charts.
