Your Weekly Horoscope: Major Magnetism, Massive Small Talk – But Don't Be a Maleficent
Is Venus doing her sultriest Lana del Rey impression in your sign? Find out
Gemini (May 21 Jun. 21)
The new moon in Gemini will wipe your slate clean and turn Wednesday into your own personal party. The sun will shine a little brighter, your skin will look a little glowier, and your barista will be a little nicer. This must be what being Beyoncé is like.
Cancer (Jun. 22 Jul. 22)
You just want to frolic in the fields and soak up sun – and there will be plenty of time for that – but this week is about finishing up housekeeping tasks. Pout all you want, Cancer. Getting your ducks (or crabs) in a row now will help set up the rest of your summer.
Leo (Jul. 23 Aug. 22)
So what if you weren’t invited to Kimye’s wedding of the century? When Venus drops in on Taurus this week, you’ll get to spread your wings like the social butterfly you are. Be your usual charming self – you could wind up making small talk with a major influencer.
Virgo (Aug. 23 Sep. 22)
You’ve been putting in effort on the job, but it seems like the higher-ups haven’t taken much notice. Don’t slack now – the Gemini new moon is poised to give your career zone a celestial kick in the capris. You can do it, Virgo. The weekend is just around the corner!
Libra (Sep. 23 Oct. 23)
Bathing suit? Check. Sunscreen? Check. Guilty beach read? Check. When an opportunity to get out of Dodge presents itself, take it – whether it’s a 10-day cruise or an overnight at a business hotel by the airport. Either way, the break will feel like a vacation.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 Nov. 21)
With Venus in your relationship zone, coupled Scorpios should enjoy the (metaphorical) rainbows and unicorns celebrating your harmonious union. This week, singletons will feel a celestial pull toward someone who may turn out to be great partner material.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 Dec. 21)
You’re in get-down-to-business mode, Sagittarius, and your timing couldn’t be better. Make yourself heard on a current project, but watch your tone. Be assertive – not aggressive. You don’t want to be viewed as a real-life office Maleficent.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 Jan. 19)
At times, it feels like there’s no one out there you can count on. Not true, Capricorn, and this week’s new moon proves it by casting soft light on those in your corner. Remember, even a small gesture (a cup of coffee, an encouraging text) can say a lot.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 Feb. 18)
Are you ready to kick things up a notch, Aquarius? Swap your midi skirt for a mini, add kelp noodles to your standby salad, and say yes to a spur-of-the-moment adventure even if you’re sure you’d rather be home on the couch. You’ll be happy you took a chance.
Pisces (Feb. 19 Mar. 20)
Family drama is an albatross around your neck this week, Pisces, but try not to let your frustrations (or pushy relatives) get the best of you. When it becomes clear that you can’t be everything to everyone, practice the art of saying no.
Aries (Mar. 21 Apr. 19)
Just when you thought you had it figured out, the new moon squares off with Neptune and confuses everything. Like hologram Michael Jackson moonwalking across the main stage, the weirdness will end soon. By Friday, you’ll get back to life as you knew it.
Taurus (Apr. 20 May 20)
Venus is doing her sultriest Lana del Rey impression in your sign, which means you’ll be particularly magnetic this week. Harness your powers of attraction to woo a potential client, lure a romantic interest, or win over a big-time grump.
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