Eat your kale, reach your Jessica Simpson-inspired goal weight and be ready for adventure this week

By Queen M
March 21, 2014 03:00 PM

Exchanging flirty texts with a (horrible) ex. Getting thrown out of rehab. Not eating enough kale. Whatever it is you’ve done to veer off course, the stars are willing to let you correct it in time for the upcoming new moon in Aries.

You and a certain someone have been feuding like Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato. Or Brandi Glanville and Lisa Vanderpump. Or Alec Baldwin and the world. If you two can’t come together without toxicity, it’s time to make some space.

With bossy Pluto in your eighth house, you might find yourself in a power struggle over money (Xbox One is not a necessity) or sex (not until someone does the dishes). Don t stress-eat over it, Hannah Horvath – just stand your ground.

Like the great Thomas Edison or J.J. Abrams, you’re a veritable idea factory. The only problem is you’re not so great at follow-through. Find the yin to your yang – a doer who makes things happen – to bring your plans to the next level.

The sun is in your ninth house, Leo, and that means you’re ready for an adventure. Sign up for a cooking class, learn conversational French, or book a weekend getaway. (Wedding season is fast approaching – the perfect excuse for a road trip.)

Your friends and family have many great qualities, but mind reading isn’t one of them. If Mars retrograde is poking at your self-esteem, don’t take your insecurities out on your biggest supporters. Ask for a shoulder to lean on instead.

Libras are happiest with a partner to balance them. Fortunately, now is a great time to nourish your closest relationships. Spend some quality non-TV time with your sweetie or invite your best friend for a slumber party so you can talk all night.

Jessica Simpson reached her goal weight, but she doesn’t have to be the only one. When it comes to shaping up for bikini season, the planets are on your side. You’ll still need to put in the work, though. That means crunches (and squats and lunges).

You’re a little friskier than usual this week, and that extra heat from the Sun in Aries is attracting some truly captivating people. Don’t allow yourself to be entirely seduced, though. Enjoy the attention, but know these sparks will be short lived.

Sorry to break it to you, but lipstick and mascara don’t have an unlimited shelf life and you’ve had those boots since Bush was president. Instead of spring-cleaning, spend this week swapping out threadbare and expired items for new duds.

Hemlines are rising along with the temperature, and flowers will be blooming any minute now. It’s time to celebrate by getting off the couch and out into nature: Take your dog on a hike, go on a bike ride with your boo, or meet friends in the park with a thermos of mimosas.

No matter what you read online, shopping doesn’t count as cardio, a Caesar salad isn’t health food, and coconut oil can’t replace every product in your bathroom. With the sun settled in Aries this week, stay grounded and go with what you know.

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