People.com Celebrity Totally Unfiltered! Best VMA One-Liners Katy's got good jeans, Miley retires the twerk and more of the night's most memorable quips By People Staff Published on August 24, 2014 11:00 PM Share Tweet Pin Email 01 of 07 Kevin Winter/MTV1415/Getty "I won't fall off the stage, I hope."– Nominee Iggy Azalea sharing nerves about her VMA performance after taking a tumble two days prior 02 of 07 Christopher Polk/Getty "It's not about twerking, it's about music."– Miley Cyrus, teasing her new album on the VMAs red carpet 03 of 07 Mark Davis/Getty "I'm filled with so much gratitude, I just thank God for this moment, I love you all so much. Blue boo, I love you. My beloved, I love you. My fans, I love you. MTV, I love you. Goodnight."– Beyoncé, accepting the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award alongside husband Jay Z and daughter Blue Ivy 04 of 07 Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP;Lisa Rose/JPI "We're wearing Versace, custom Versace, a throwback to Britney and Justin."– Katy Perry on her coordinating all-denim ensembles with rapper Riff Raff 05 of 07 Michael Buckner/Getty "God knows what kinds of terrible dancing you're going to see tonight from me."– Taylor Swift on her shimmying performance of "Shake It Off" 06 of 07 Kevin Winter/MTV1415/Getty;Mark Ralston/AFP/Getty "She look kind of young, don't she? You should not be a grown man enjoying Sam amp Cat just as much as your 5-year-old nephew."– Comedian Jay Pharoah on 21-year-old nominee (and former Nickelodeon star) Ariana Grande 07 of 07 MTV "Let's check out what's happening on the give-the-person-next-to-you-five-dollars cam."– Jimmy Fallon, pointing out the money exchange between attendees Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner