Posh says she's over the girl group, so here are some suitable stand-ins

By Erin Clements
Updated December 11, 2013 12:00 PM

While Spice Girls fans are always looking to see the beloved 90s girl group reunite, it turns out one member of the fabulous fivesome is no longer feeling it.

In a recent interview with Vogue Paris, Victoria Beckham revealed, “I realized it was finished for good in 2008, when we reformed for our reunion tour. It should have been the best moment of my life, but I just wanted to be elsewhere. It wasn’t a lack of respect for the girls or the audience, but the passion just wasn’t there.

Though our immediate reaction was Say, you ll be there, Posh! we instead turned our attention to finding a suitable stand-in. Here are seven possible replacements for Beckham.

1. Kanye West

West shares Beckham’s signature scowl and impeccable taste for couture.

2. McKayla Maroney

Like Beckham, the Olympic gymnast is not easily impressed.

3. Kristen Stewart

K.Stew and Posh agree that smiling is overrated.

4. Naomi Campbell

The British supermodel is known to strike a similarly fierce pose.

5. Grumpy Cat

The frowny feline is clearly a Beckham wannabe.

6. Anna Wintour

The Vogue editrix practically invented the power pout.

7. Larry David

Though Larry couldn’t pull off an LBD with the same aplomb, he’s a master of her sullen persona.

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