Titus has all the answers

By Lydia Price
April 15, 2016 09:40 AM

With today’s release of season 2 of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix, we finally welcome the return of our greatest and most reliable life coach.

We just relate to Titus on such a deep, deep level, and it isn’t hard to see why. The man is an endless well of inspiration.

He taught us everything we need to know about work ethic.

He’s never not ready for a good time.

He truly puts his heart into his art.

He understands pure joy.

He knows how to project confidence

No matter what.

He’s the best of both worlds.

He knows all about the struggle.

He did the impossible and made The Lion King even better.

He dresses to impress.

He’s an expert flirt.

He defines grace.

He isn’t intimidated by exclusivity.

He’s always there for his friends.

He gives us perfect examples of how to tactfully change the subject.

He knows what real goals are.

He’s innovative with the human language.


Season two of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is now streaming on Netflix.