My First Tweet Ever: Celeb Edition
Date: June 1, 2009
"This is my first affair! Please be kind."
– Lena Dunham, whose inaugural call for kindness hopefully still applies
Date: June 22, 2011
"@EamonnMallie Eamonn! I'm now on twitter. Play nice!"
– Jamie Dornan, conversing with political editor Eamonn Mallie – who appears to be friends with his father, as if life could make any more sense – in his introduction to public conversations