"She was just plastic. I thought, 'I know you're not a robot because you can't sing for s–t.'" – Tori Spelling, dissing Katie Holmes after bumping into the actress during a visit to her vocal coach, in her new bookSpelling Like It Is
"I hear we both married our bosses." – Kate Bosworth, who wed her Big Sur director Michael Polish, to Jimmy Fallon, who walked down the aisle with his Fever Pitch producer Nancy Juvonen, on his late-night talk show
"Do you know how much weight I lost before I did this movie? Fifty pounds. Is anybody giving me a ticker tape parade? No!" – Jennifer Garner, who lost just as much weight as costars Matthew McConaughey and Jared Leto for Dallas Buyers Club, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!