They Said What!: The Wackiest Quotes from the 2010 VMAs
"So so far I'm the oldest chick with the biggest hair and the littlest costume."
– Cher, 64, after taking the stage in her iconic "If I Could Turn Back Time" bodysuit 21 years after she debuted it
"Maybe we'll bite someone. You bark. I'll bite."
– True Blood vamp Evan Rachel Wood to costar and co-presenter Joe Manganiello, on what VMAs surprise may lay in store for them
"I'm a huge fan of seamen, thank you."
– Jackass star Johnny Knoxville, after being complimented on his nautical attire on the MTV white carpet
"Have fun tonight. He's stiff."
– Katy Perry, on handing Eminem's Moonman for best male video to single star Nicki Minaj