Giza or Maldid – that is the question

By Diana Pearl
November 30, 2015 08:15 PM

Hear that noise?

That’s the sound of hearts all over the world exploding after Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik all-but-confirmed their rumored relationship while leaving a Los Angeles restaurant hand-in-hand on Sunday.

With that, it’s on to the next task: Deciding on Zayn and Gigi’s couple name. We’ve analyzed every option – the good and the not-so-good.

The contenders are below…

But it sounds kinda like … Pizza. And who doesn’t like pizza?!

But it sounds kinda like … Jay-Z. Which will get confusing when they all inevitably unite at Beyoncé’s holiday party (just let us fantasize, okay?).

G.I. Zayn
But it sounds kinda like … G.I. Joe, the couple name for Gigi’s last relationship.

But it sounds kinda like … The Maldives, a tropical destination in the Indian Ocean and, maybe, Maldid’s first couple getaway?

But it sounds kinda like … Something you could buy out of a food truck; trendy.

But it sounds kinda like … A fancy new way to spell a popular clothing item, otherwise known as jeans.

But it sounds kinda like … A kind of pasta, one that goes really well with cheese sauce. We dig it.