GWEN STEFANI: A BUTT
Forgot your favorite No Doubt album? You could just make like this fan, who didn’t let a lack of memorabilia stop her from getting her hands – or rather, her butt – on Gwen Stefani‘s signature.
DONALD TRUMP: A COLLARBONE
Most people shove copies of Crippled America: How to Make Our Country Great Again in The Donald’s face at appearances. But this enthusiastic woman thrust her collarbone at Trump, declaring “I’m not going to take a shower!” after he signed it. It’s your autograph, lady, but for your family’s sake, maybe consider a quick rinse?
KASEY KAHNE: A DOG
NASCAR driver Kasey Kahne gets a lot of autograph requests, but the strangest was when a fan asked him to leave his mark on their dog. He signed it, but like the rest of us, he thought it was a tad unusual. “I just thought it was weird to sign a dog,” he said in 2013. “He didn’t have much hair, so [I was] signing his back – that was kind of odd.”
DANIEL RADCLIFFE: AN INHALER
JOHNNY DEPP: A PROSTHETIC LEG
JOHNNY DEPP: ANOTHER LEG
It seems Depp just can’t stop signing other people’s legs! Just a few days after signing the prosthetic leg, he took his pen to a leg that already had a bit of ink on it, mostly in the form of tattoos of his face. ‘It was very surreal,” Renate Obstory, the leg’s owner, said of meeting him. “He signed my leg and he said he was ‘honored.’ Next thing he asked if he could ‘have my leg’ in full Sparrow character. It was incredible.”
FABIO: A BANANA
What to do when faced with an impromptu celebrity sighting – like, say, in the grocery store? For one woman who encountered male model extraordinaire Fabio in the produce section, the answer was simple: Grab a banana and a pen, and hand them over.
GIANCARLO ESPOSITO: FRIED CHICKEN
It takes some serious willpower to resist a serving of fried chicken – but Breaking Bad star Giancarlo Esposito did just that at the Florida Film Festival when confronted by an employee of the theater where the festival was being held. Most fans, Esposito wrote on Reddit, came armed with head shots and posters, but he was happy to sign the employee’s savory offering instead.
STEVEN TYLER: A HEAD
Everyone wants a little piece of Aerosmith! This fan stopped Tyler outside his New York City hotel to get his ‘graph across his forehead. For his sake, let’s hope that he got his records signed, too – or that he’s not prone to an oily T-zone.