What Are Stars Actually Thinking as They Make Their Way to Cannes?
"I wonder what Lily Tomlin is up to. I should call her. Or is it good to have some time apart? Screw that, I'm calling her."
"Huh. This is strange. I was made to believe we were headed to an artisanal-pickle-tasting/indie-warehouse-concert in Brooklyn."
"I'm rubber, you're glue. Take a picture of me, I'll take one of you."
"I hope no one on the plane saw me cry during Annie.aQuvenzhané, man. What a star."
"I need a nap. I need a nap. I need a nap. Jet lag is real. Jet lag is real. Jet lag is real."
"I could seriously go for some steak frites right now."
"La la la la la la la la la."
"Cannes you guys give me some space? LOL. Sick pun, Julianne."
"Everyone looks like a giant croissant to me. I either need a nap or a pastry stat. Probably both."