10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week
"He's going to have more costume changes than a Cher concert."
– Jewel, on 15-month-old son Kase's multiple Halloween getups, to PEOPLE
"I'm not married, so I can sleep with whomever I want. That's why I became a talk show host, so I would meet a different person everyday."
– Chelsea Handler, on Conan
"Even though [the sign language woman] doesn't speak a word, she still has a lot more personality than he does."
– Jimmy Kimmel, taking a jab at New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg's press conference appearances during Hurricane Sandy, in his monologue