10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Simon Cowell can't keep his eyes off of new host Khloé Kardashian's "X factor." Plus, more from Ellen DeGeneres, Jenny McCarthy and other stars

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"May I say, Khloé, you're looking very sexy tonight. I think the air conditioning's on high tonight. It's very distracting."
Simon Cowell, to his new X Factor host, who gave a little nipple action during their live show

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"He's going to have more costume changes than a Cher concert."
Jewel, on 15-month-old son Kase's multiple Halloween getups, to PEOPLE

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"I'm not married, so I can sleep with whomever I want. That's why I became a talk show host, so I would meet a different person everyday."
Chelsea Handler, on Conan

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"As you can see, I put my pumpkins out."
Ellen DeGeneres, who humorously dressed up as Modern Family star Sofia Vergara, on her daytime talk show

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"Nightmare. Years and years of crying. Oh, the tears!"
Kate Moss, on how she dealt with her split from ex Johnny Depp, to Vanity Fair

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"Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon everybody, please keep it down."
– Funny man Jimmy Fallon, who filmed his show without a studio audience during Hurricane Sandy

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"I've been courting myself and having a great time with me, myself and I."
– A single Jenny McCarthy, to PEOPLE

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"Song of the day '(today i met) the boy i'm gonna marry'"
Evan Rachel Wood, who wed fellow actor Jamie Bell Oct. 30 in an intimate ceremony, on Twitter

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"Canceling my Halloween party ... postponing to a haunted Christmas"
Heidi Klum, who's delaying her annual bash because of Hurricane Sandy, on Twitter

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"Even though [the sign language woman] doesn't speak a word, she still has a lot more personality than he does."
Jimmy Kimmel, taking a jab at New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg's press conference appearances during Hurricane Sandy, in his monologue

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