People.com Celebrity 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week Simon Cowell can't keep his eyes off of new host Khloé Kardashian's "X factor." Plus, more from Ellen DeGeneres, Jenny McCarthy and other stars By Karen J. Quan Updated on January 21, 2022 05:48 PM Share Tweet Pin Email 01 of 11 Dowling/PictureGroup "May I say, Khloé, you're looking very sexy tonight. I think the air conditioning's on high tonight. It's very distracting."– Simon Cowell, to his new X Factor host, who gave a little nipple action during their live show 02 of 11 Courtesy Ty Murray "He's going to have more costume changes than a Cher concert."– Jewel, on 15-month-old son Kase's multiple Halloween getups, to PEOPLE 03 of 11 "I'm not married, so I can sleep with whomever I want. That's why I became a talk show host, so I would meet a different person everyday."– Chelsea Handler, on Conan 04 of 11 Michael Rozman/Warner Bros. (2) "As you can see, I put my pumpkins out."– Ellen DeGeneres, who humorously dressed up as Modern Family star Sofia Vergara, on her daytime talk show 05 of 11 Corbis "Nightmare. Years and years of crying. Oh, the tears!"– Kate Moss, on how she dealt with her split from ex Johnny Depp, to Vanity Fair 06 of 11 Lloyd Bishop/NBC "Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon everybody, please keep it down."– Funny man Jimmy Fallon, who filmed his show without a studio audience during Hurricane Sandy 07 of 11 Denise Truscello/WireImage "I've been courting myself and having a great time with me, myself and I."– A single Jenny McCarthy, to PEOPLE 08 of 11 Evan Agostini/Getty "Song of the day '(today i met) the boy i'm gonna marry'"– Evan Rachel Wood, who wed fellow actor Jamie Bell Oct. 30 in an intimate ceremony, on Twitter 09 of 11 Michael Loccisano/Getty; Courtesy Heidi Klum "Canceling my Halloween party ... postponing to a haunted Christmas"– Heidi Klum, who's delaying her annual bash because of Hurricane Sandy, on Twitter 10 of 11 Inset: Andrew Toth/Startraks "Even though [the sign language woman] doesn't speak a word, she still has a lot more personality than he does."– Jimmy Kimmel, taking a jab at New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg's press conference appearances during Hurricane Sandy, in his monologue 11 of 11 GET MORE OF THE BEST … ON TUMBLR – Love our 10 Best Quotes of the Week? Follow PEOPLE on Tumblr for new quotes every day! It's just one more way to get the latest on celebrity news. GO THERE NOW