Shia LaBeouf Teaches the World How to Properly Pick Up Wood
STEP 1: FOLLOW THE OFFICIAL DRESS CODE STRICTLY ENFORCED BY THE SOCIETY OF LUMBERJACKS
T-shirt, gloves, boots and, most importantly, a rattail.
STEP 2: AND MAKE SURE THAT T-SHIRT THOROUGHLY ACCENTUATES YOUR BICEPS
As all self-respecting lumberjacks do.
STEP 3: PRETEND YOU ARE CARRYING A REALLY CUTE PUPPY
This puppy is so fluffy, it weighs as much as a large chunk of wood.
STEP 4: NOW MAKE BELIEVE YOU ARE HOLDING AN ENTIRE PIZZA THAT WAS MADE JUST FOR YOU
Whatever you do, don't drop the pizza. There is cheese on that pizza.
STEP 5: ALL THIS LOG-LIFTING IS HARD – DON'T FORGET TO ENJOY YOUR SURROUNDINGS
Ah, the beauty of nature: Earth beneath your feet, wind in your rattail. This would make a pretty good selfie … if you weren't carrying a bazillion pounds of wood right now.