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We’re not ones to brag, but we have to say it: We have pretty good taste.
So it’s no surprise that the Internet is finding it a little bit hard to be chill about our decision to name David Beckham this year’s Sexiest Man Alive. We reacted the same way: tears of joy, tears of joy emojis, lots and lots of screaming. (Do you think it was easy keeping this a secret from you?)
We’re not done screaming and crying with happiness, so we’re going to let you do the talking.